holmestice | One day I won't sign up within a couple of hours of the deadline

But it is clearly not this day.

Name: tepidspongebath (jamesphillimoresumbrella on tumblr)
Contact email: tepidspongebath at gmail dot com
AO3 username: tepidspongebath

I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon; Goodnight, Mr. Holmes - Douglas; A Study in Emerald; TV/Film: Sherlock BBC; The Irregulars
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: I am primarily a Johnlock writer, but other pairings are fun! Minor characters even more so!
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence - I'm flexible
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: dubcon; torture; alcohol/drug abuse; self-harm; suicide

I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, graphics, podfic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Canon; Mary Russell Series; The Final Solution - Chabon; Goodnight, Mr. Holmes - Douglas; The Infernal Device - Kurland; The Seven-Percent Solution; A Study in Emerald; The Doctor's Case. TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Ritchie Films; Sherlock BBC; Elementary; Livanov/Solomin Russian Holmes; Petrenko/Panin New Russian Holmes; Rathbone Films; Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century; Sherlock Hound. Comics/radio/other: Watson and Holmes comic; Bert Coules radio dramatizations.
For one or more of the following characters or relationships: Anyone.
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: dubcon; non-con/rape; bdsm; bloodplay; torture; domestic abuse; alcohol/drug abuse; self-harm; suicide

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: Please, might I have some magic? In any form, in any Holmesian universe, and just a little smattering of it will make me very happy indeed. (If it helps, I'm in the middle of my annual Diana Wynne Jones binge.) Have fun with it!

Special requests: The things I write tend to run to humor, despite my best intentions. I like to throw in a bit of fantasy too (I like the strange ones, the bizarre what-ifs). I'm most comfortable with Johnlock or Holmes/Watson, but am more than happy to write other pairings or gen fic. That being said, I also enjoy switching things up a bit (so feel free to throw me anything?). And, if it helps, another thing that makes me happy is exploring minor characters - say, Lady Frances Carfax and Miss Dobney - and little twists in the plot.