holmestice | This time I will sign up

Name: Small_Hobbit on AO3, smallhobbit on DW, thesmallhobbit on LJ
Contact email: Will email
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon; TV/Film:Granada TV Show
For one or more of the following relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes/Hopkins, Watson/Lestrade, Watson/Mary Morstan, Also I'm just as happy to write Gen/Friendship
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Friendship; Humour; Case Fic; Retirement; Crack
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes;
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: None, although I can create with background references for a casefic.

I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic,
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Canon;
For one or more of the following relationships: Holmes/Watson, Holmes/Hopkins, Watson/Lestrade, Watson/Mary Morstan, Also I'm very happy with Gen/Friendship
I like stuff in the following categories: Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Friendship; Humour; Case Fic; Retirement; Crack
With any of the following ratings: delete any that do NOT apply 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes;
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: None, although mention as part of a case is fine.

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: I'd prefer something with an upbeat ending. I am very happy with established relationships, but no first times, or sudden discoveries Holmes and Watson were made for each other. Also, I adore Watson/Morstan pre-hiatus, so any future partner of Watson must accept he will still remember her with affection. Case fic, anything to make me laugh, if you would like a prompt: Holmes in disguise, or Watson having to deal with a string of visitors to 221B in Holmes' absence, but that's entirely optional. I'm a Brit, so please, if you're not, have it Brit-picked.

Special requests: I'd be up for a challenge, so long as it's within my ratings.