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[swissmarg]

Name: swissmarg / SwissMiss


Contact email: swissmarg on gmail

I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): Fic (possibly podfic?)
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: BBC, ACD
For one or more of the following relationships: Johnlock (endgame, with the possibility of other pairings previously e.g. Viclock, Adlock, Warstan, Jolto, etc.)
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Angst, casefic, AU, magical realism, fluff, explicit sexual content, established relationship, happy endings, humor, hurt/comfort, infidelity, first time, parentlock, crossovers and fusions (limited repertoire)
With any of the following ratings: Any rating is okay
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: Dub-con, (semi-)public sex, virgin sex, unprotected sex, frottage, voyeurism, infidelity



I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): Fic, art, vid
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: BBC, ACD
For one or more of the following relationships: Johnlock (endgame, with the possibility of other pairings previously e.g. Viclock, Adlock, Warstan, Jolto, etc.)
I like stuff in the following categories: All the same stuff I'm willing to write, plus: retirement, Omegaverse, abnormal psychology, asexuality, epic bromance, sickfic, soulmates, science fiction, and John in the military
With any of the following ratings: Any rating is okay
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: Honestly I would probably be happiest with either plain old vanilla fluff, or even nothing explicit at all. I'm all for understatement. If you feel inspired and the plot leads you that way, however, I would be up for all the same I'm willing to create for plus (look away, kids) any kind of anal play, medfet, orgasm denial (as long as they get there eventually), nipple play, pain for the sake of pleasure, or tentacles.

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: Please NO incest, major character death, threesomes, underage, femmeslash, genderswap, bestiality, 2nd person POV, mpreg, gore, horror, bloodplay, or anything involving vomit, excrement or urine. I'd also appreciate not having a re-hash or re-cap of any of the broadcast episodes or original ACD stories, although missing scenes would be fine.

I love dialogue, clever banter, in-characterness, plot twists, fix-its, pining, misunderstandings, outsider POV, UST that gets resolved, and all the punctuation in the right places. I am especially fond of the guys acting like grown-ups rather than grown-up kids. Really well done OCs are also my jam. Some tropes that I never seem to tire of: fake relationship, travelling for a case or holiday, bed sharing, jealousy, injury leading to declarations (Garridebs scenario), and amnesia.

I like Victorian-era Holmes and Watson best when they pine and are in denial both to themselves and each other but end up together at the end anyway. I also can't get enough of old marrieds who don't talk about their relationship but show their love for each other in other ways. I have a soft spot for BBC John and Sherlock when one of them pursues the other, even if only subtly. I love them in any era if they are damaged but make each other better. No dark!Sherlock or dark!John though, please.

Some more specific scenarios if you still need inspiration for fic (but totally feel free to do something else entirely):
- Victorian-era Parentlock
- John (or Watson) cheats on Mary with Sherlock (or Holmes)
- Sherlock (or Holmes) abandons a case because it is too emotionally painful/hits too close to home

For art, I enjoy military!John, tender and romantic scenes of intimacy, historical AUs and retirement era, although not necessarily all at the same time ;).

For videos, I love series 4 speculation, AUs, and fake movie trailers. I'm not generally so keen on a single song accompanying a series of canon scenes.

Special requests: I would prefer to be paired with someone I have never been paired with before. In the past, I have written fics for ficklepig, cleflink, saki101, Blackbirg_Song, tetsubinatu, and tiltedsyllogism. I have received gifts from nox_candida, ancientreader, ficklepig, Garonne, Blackbird_Song, and Sumi, and I have received art from TheOtherWillow. I hope that still leaves you with enough choices to work with, but hopefully my basic requests (Johnlock/BBC/ACD) will be popular enough. Of course I would be happy to give/receive a gift to/from one of these participants again, if it makes matching easier for you.

Comments

[sanguinity]

I'm curious, what does "Series 4 speculation" look like in video form? Is it set-footage with narration about what it might mean, or is it more like a constructed-reality vid - - a classic songvid, but about a season that doesn't yet exist? Or something else?

[swissmarg]

These are often titled something like Series 4 Promo or Trailer. Examples:

You’d Be the First to Die by hiddlebatch96

The Network by royalvalkyrie

X Marks the Spot by Beautifullytragic6

Basically they posit certain plots for the upcoming series 4. Most of these that I've seen were made before anything was known about series 4, so they are entirely from the vidder's imagination and are great fun.

[sanguinity]

Oh, speculative trailers, yes! Thank you for the clarification and the links!