holmestice | I need the kick in the pants

Name: rabidsamfan
Contact email: at the form.

I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic,
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Doyle - Canon; The Seven-Percent Solution. TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Ritchie Films; New Russian Holmes; Ronald Howard series, Great Mouse Detective; Rathbone/Bruce Hound or Adventures; Roxbrough/Hart Hound; Without a Clue.
For one or more of the following relationships: Gen/Friendship, probably.
I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Crackfic; Character studies; Missing Scenes; Alternative point of view; outside observer;
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes;
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: mild bondage, probably. Think feather, not chicken. Offscreen torture/torment in a fic that is mostly comfort afterwards.

I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art, fic, vids, podfic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: Books: Canon; Goodnight, Mr. Holmes - Douglas; The Seven-Percent Solution; Dust and Shadows - Faye. TV/Film:Granada TV Show; Ritchie Films; Sherlock BBC; Russian Holmes (New or Old!); Rathbone Films; Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century; Murder by Decree; Great Mouse Detective; Without a Clue. Comics/radio/other.: Watson and Holmes comic; Bert Coules radio dramatizations;
For one or more of the following relationships: Holmes/Watson, Mary/Watson/Holmes, and gen or friendship are best, but if you've got a Moran/Moriarty for the Ritchieverse, I'd read it!
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Post-Reichenbach; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Established Relationship; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Friendship; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence; Bondage (safe, sane and consensual, please, unless it's that Moran/Moriarty story, in which only consensual really applies)
With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: (dubcon; bloodplay; torture; by the BAD GUYS only) alcohol/drug abuse; self-harm; bdsm that is safe sane and consensual; consent that is dubious only because the person giving it doesn't realize that they can get what they want without submitting entirely (especially if they learn better over the course of the story.)

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: Twisted Moran/Moriarty in the Ritchie verse only occurred to me while writing this, but I'd read it. Victorian Watson having a M/M encounter after Maiwand and thinking that it means he's going to need to be buggered if he ever wants to get it up again (and that it somehow means he should be submissive) if you enjoy writing smut. I'm always happy with casefic, angst, fluff, and gen. I adore missing scenes and "what happens next" type fic. I love crossovers, and stories from Watson's dispatch box. Write me the Giant Rat of Sumatra and I'll be delighted. I'm a Watson fan in any 'verse, and love it when he's competent. I also like happy endings most of the time.

If you like crackfic, age-regression can be fun.

A podfic of any of my fics is always welcome. A vid of the various Holmeses (from any visual 'verse whether I've listed it or not) saying "Watson" with the counter of "Holmes!" and the occasional Moriarty-snake ala the badger badger badger vid would leave me giggling madly. Art for my fics or portraits of Watson are also always welcome at this establishment.

Special requests: I have been known to attempt smut, but it isn't my forte. I've been fighting writers block, so I'd probably do better with either angst or complete fluff, which sounds silly, but is true. My head is in 1895 at the moment, so I probably can't write modern fic unless there's a TARDIS involved.