holmestice | *comes running to join the fun*

Name:

on LJ, kjanddean on AO3 and a-kinkajou on tumblr
Contact email: will use form :)
I will create:
A fanwork of the following type(s): art
In one or more of the following parts of fandom: TV/Film: Sherlock BBC
For one or more of the following relationships: Sherlock/John, Sherlock/John/Lestrade (or any combination thereof), might give Mycroft/Lestrade or Mycroft/John a try, Sherlock & Mycroft ony in case of gen (brotherly feels more than fine, I actually love their relationship <3)

I like working with one or more of the following categories: Fluff; Angst; Alternate Universe; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Crossover; Friendship; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Drug Addiction

With any of the following ratings: 1) suitable for general audiences; 2) non-explicit sexual content; 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I am willing to create for the following squicks and/or kinks: YES: dubcon; bloodplay; alcohol/drug abuse; self-harm; military kink; pet play; animal traits; okay, possibly anything not on my squick list
NO: underage, genderswap, incest, bestiality, non-con/rape, main character death (dead OCs like heads in the fridge or murder victims - no problem), mpreg, parent-y things ("young Sherlock pretends to be a pirate" is all fine, just no "John and Sherlock adopt a bunch of kids" or "raise John and Mary's baby")

I want to receive:
A fanwork of the following type(s): fic
In one or more of the following parts of fandom:TV/Film:Sherlock BBC
For one or more of the following relationships: Sherlock/John or Sherlock/John/Lestrade, past pairings with anyone are fine (holmescest in the past also cool with me)Hm. Actually - John/Sherlock/Sholto also sounds good!
I like stuff in the following categories: Fluff; Angst with happy ending; Romance; Hurt/Comfort; Crossover: Hitchhiker's Guide, Star Trek, Hannibal, NCIS or Criminal Minds or other crime-y things; Humor; Case Fic; First Time; Drug Addiction; Alternate Universe: if there are vampires or dragons or aliens or lots of military & BAMF-y things involved :D
With any of the following ratings: 3) explicit sexual content; 4) mild to moderate violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes; 5) moderate to explicit graphic violence or depictions of non-sexual mature themes
I wouldn’t mind any of the following squicks and/or kinks: dubcon; non-con/rape IF not John/Sherlock; bloodplay; torture; domestic abuse - IF not John/Sherlock; alcohol/drug abuse; incest (past); self-harm; suicide (attempts /faking it / as long as J+S are alive at the end) ; child abuse (past)

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:
There will be loads of johnlock-y things mentioned later, but I'd be very happy to meet Mycroft, Lestrade, Mike, Sally, Anderson, Wiggins, Molly, Mrs Hudson, John's army mates, Mrs Turner and her 'married ones', :)...
I looove first time fics the most
lots and lots of mutual pining / both clueless idiots / sexual identity crisis ... yes, please :)
Hurt/comfort/angst involving Sherlock's drug addiction/withdrawal.
Homeless John or Sherlock.
'the yarders don't believe Sherlock has a boyfriend' AU
Surprise!BAMF!John (as in, any canon character or OC surprised by John's BAMF-iness because they thought he was harmless/cute/broken/boring.. etc)
just simply BAMF-y things happening in any form
outsider POV
cage fighting. John would be awesome at that, right? (could be for undercover reasons, kidnapped & forced to, idk?)
Going undercover as a couple/pretending to be a couple for any reason
any/both of them secretly being a dragon or a werewolf or a vampire or an alien or any combination thereof
soldier!john in any form,military kink (duh)
I love demisexual Sherlock, virgin!Sherlock and inexperienced/shy about sex/emotions!Sherlock, or "evil people hurt him earlier"Sherlock (but any other kind of Sherlock is very fine with me, like don't let me stop you from making Sherlock a sex god with lots of experience from his slutty uni days :))
anyone with a serious oral fixation, size kink, exhibitionism, any kind of showing off their relationship (be it in front of strangers or kissing right in front of Sally and Anderson)
dirty talk, voice kink, come play,scent kink, touch starved Sherlock (or John)...
annnd yes I know that half of this was basically a list of kinks, but I promise it doesn't mean I need PWP with dirty kinky porn, I was just putting these out there, yknow, to pick from, if you like :)

please no:
major character death (obvi, Sherlock being fake-dead for a while is fine)
unhappy ending
John and Sherlock cheating on each other
underage
genderswapped John or Sherlock
mpreg or kid fic
humiliation
rape between Johnlock
hardcore BDSM
for some reason, I usually don't like historical AUs
it's not a dealbreaker or anything, but I prefer everyone to be roughly the age they are on the show (= not a high school AU or retirementlock)

Special requests: Nah, I'm good :)