i'm basically reposting my requests from last year because i'm predictable

[mistyzeo.livejournal.com]

Name: mistyzeo
Contact email: elinor@mistyzeo.net

I will create: fic
In the following parts of fandom: ACD Canon
For the following pairings: Holmes/Watson or Holmes/Watson/Mary Morstan
I like working with the following categories: Slash, romance, established relationship or first time, explicit sex, non-explicit sex, snarking, forever husbands, kinky sex, vanilla sex, ace!SH/sexual!JW figuring it out, SH being a sex god and knowing everything for the sake of knowing it, SH seducing JW, JW seducing SH, casual intimacy, cuddling, case fic, badassery, hurt/comfort, domestic scenes, Christmas or New Years themes.
I am willing to create for the following kinks: Anal sex, oral sex, frottage, manual favors, light bondage, Dom/sub or powerplay, spanking and other punishment, intelligence kink, teasing, orgasm denial, coming untouched/prematurely, intercrural sex, can't-wait-till-we're-inside sex, switching top/bottom.

I want to receive: fic!
In at least one of the following parts of fandom: ACD Canon
For at least one of the following pairings: Holmes/Watson (or H/W/MM)
I like stuff in the following categories: romance, established relationship, first times, deliberately planned seduction, humor, fluff, forever husbands (!!!), Holmes being a berk, Watson being a gentleman badass, case fics, sex scenes (PWP okay by me!), domesticity, retirement era (BEES AND GARDENING), arguing over stupid shit, making up for minor infractions, light pining resulting in brushfire first times, casual intimacy, Holmes being vulnerable around Watson because he knows he doesn't have to run everything all the time, any of the other above "likes".
I wouldn’t mind any of the following kinks: Sex acts of any variety, intelligence kink, virgin!Holmes, experienced!Holmes, all of the above!Watson, switching in bed, non-heteronormative sex thinking (e.g. penetrative sex is awesome but is not more legitimate as a sex act than any other variety), power play, A/B/O fic.

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive: My hard "no"s are dub- or non-con sexual situations, un-faked/non-canon major character death, and infidelity. I like Mary and I don't want to see her thrown aside. She can simply not be there, Granada-style, or one can deal with her entirely canonical death, or we can go a poly route, but I'd rather that than Watson going behind her back and it being an angst fest. Nopers. I also have mixed feelings about angst for angst's sake: Victorian discretion and reticence mixed with stiff-upper-lip is grand, but I find endless pining or angst driven by misunderstandings that could be cleared up by a frank conversation tiresome.

If you feel like working from a prompt:
1) Dr Watson moves in and Holmes experiences a staple of what had been part of other people's puberty: wet dreams.
2) Holmes agrees to go on a beach holiday for the sole purpose of watching Watson come out of the ocean in his swim trunks.
3) Watson introduces Holmes to blow jobs (giving and/or receiving) and Holmes becomes obsessed with learning everything to learn there is about them the best way he knows how: through practice.
4) The world needs more intercrural sex. Please and thank you.
5) Mary knows and Mary wants to watch.
6) Watson loves Christmas and Holmes is confused and charmed and allows himself to be drawn into the festive season.

Special requests: I'd love to write a short, sexy piece if possible, or at least a romance, rather than a lengthy story or a case fic. I'm so demanding.