holmestice | Fresh from the acd

Name:

tweedisgood
Contact email: will PM mods but I think they have it

I will create: fic, podfic
In the following parts of fandom: ACD canon; also possibly BBC for podfic
For the following pairings: Holmes/Watson, Mary/Watson, Holmes/Mary/Watson, other pairings except Holmes/Moriarty, Holmes/Adler and sibcest
I like working with the following categories: Gen, het, slash; angst, asexuality, dark, death (major or minor character), UST, RST, explicit sexual content, magical realism, humour, retirement!fic, unhappy or ambiguous endings. I generally write in first person and I enjoy Holmes POV. For podfic, I have a native British accent.
I am willing to create for the following kinks/tropes: Light or psychological-only BDSM that is period appropriate, virgin sex (not m/m penetrative or f/m anal, because I never write that explicitly anyway), first time, established relationship, clothing/uniform kink, blindfolds, voyeurism, semi-public sex.

I want to receive: fic
In at least one of the following parts of fandom: ACD canon, or perhaps one of the altered-from-canon Granada eps (not past season three though, please) such as GREE or MUSG. I can't abide Ritchieverse and no, it is not the same if it's 'Victorian'.
For at least one of the following pairings: Holmes/Watson, Mary/Watson, Holmes/Mary/Watson; also none, BUT also see my notes below for a specific request
I like stuff in the following categories: everything I said I will write
I wouldnât mind any of the following kinks/tropes: anything I said I will write but nothing else, please. I positively loathe omegaverse and mpreg and dislike soulmate fics and don't want an AU. Period fictional crossovers or Real People characters are OK but Wilde is seriously overdone IMO. There were other gay people in the 19th century.

Please include further details about what youâd like to receive: Holmes/Watson well-written with attention to language and period details always welome, but... at present I've a yen for a nice hetfic: porny is good, angsty or awkward/hesitant/pining is also good - combination of both would be very shiny indeed. Now, listen carefully. I want ACD Holmes/ACD Mrs Hudson - about whose age nothing is said in canon, incidentally. Set it when you like, but make me believe it. I have no problem with age-gap as long as it isn't ginormous. I have two 15-year spouse age-gaps in my own family, one in each direction. However "old enough to be his mother" (yes, I know technically 15 would be enough, but you know what I mean) is a little out of my comfort zone.

Go on, I dare you :-)

PLEASE get stuff Brit-picked if you are not a Brit yourself and Victori-picked unless you are utterly confident it doesn't need it.

Special requests: I'm a bit overdosed on writing casefic atm so would prefer to avoid being paired with someone who really wants it.