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Name:

kirstenlouise
Contact email: haha.zombies@gmail.com
I will create: Fic
In the following parts of fandom: BBC series
For the following pairings: Sherlock/Mycroft, Jim/Molly, Jim/Mycroft, John/Harry (Watson), and Irene/Mycroft would be my preferred pairings, but if anyone's after something extra weird like Mrs.Hudson/Jim, I'd be happy to give it a shot.
I like working with the following categories: Angst, het, slash, dark, explicit sex, character study, unhappy childhood, character death, anything that can be classified as dirtybadwrong
I am willing to create for the following kinks: Incest, underage, dub/non-con, frottage, somnophilia, necrophilia, pegging, period sex, rimming, spanking, bestiality, foot fetishism, toys, sex without condoms, fisting, het anal, watersports, partially clothed sex

I want to receive: Fic
In at least one of the following parts of fandom: BBC series
For at least one of the following pairings: Jim/Molly, Jim/Mycroft, Jim/Sherlock, Mycroft/Mummy Holmes
I like stuff in the following categories: Angst, het, slash, dark, explicit sex, character study, unhappy childhood, character death, anything that can be classified as dirtybadwrong
I wouldn’t mind any of the following kinks: Incest, underage, dub/non-con, frottage, somnophilia, pegging, rimming, biting/marking, sex without condoms, first time, het anal, gunplay, partially clothed sex, really messy/sticky sex, watersports, bestiality... I also profess an extreme fondness for things like armpit licking and pubic hair nuzzling/petting, but those don't seem to have handy one-word kink equivalents!

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:

Some possible prompts, to get the gears grinding:

1. Jim has been nursing an unhealthy obsession with Molly since his first day at Barts. One evening, he sneaks into her flat to watch her sleep and decides to have his wicked way with her. This is optional, but after reading The Anatomist, I'm stupidly fond of the idea of Jim and Molly being siblings.

2. Mycroft takes a young, brilliant Jim under his wing, intending to groom him for civil service. Jim gets bored with the affairs of the nation and decides to seduce Mycroft instead. Slutty bottom!Jim preferred, age difference (10+ years) encouraged.

3. Jim and Sherlock become lovers/partners in crime after the Fall. Things are good for a while, until they decide that the world really is just too small for the both of them and each begins plotting the other's death.

4. Mycroft is his mother's one confidant, her only connection to the outside world since Mycroft and Sherlock's father passed. When Mycroft is 14, his mother takes him into her bed. Determined to be a good son, Mycroft allows it to continue well into adulthood.

5. Modern retelling of Little Red Riding Hood with Jim as the wolf and Molly as Little Red. Full points for the inclusion of bestiality (doesn't need to be graphic) between wolf!Jim and Molly---I have my one-way ticket to the special hell at the ready.

DO NOT WANT: Pregnancy of any kind, crack, character bashing, blood/knife play, scat, infantilism, crossovers, genderswap, bondage, heavy dom/sub dynamics, background or past John/Sherlock, background or past Mycroft/Lestrade, Sebastian Moran in any capacity whatsoever

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A few additional notes: if you choose Jim/Molly, please please please do not make Molly either a Sherlock substitute or a way for Jim to get from point A to point B. I'd like Jim to be genuinely interested in Molly and genuinely fascinated by her, hence his willingness to personally get his hands dirty. Whether or not Jim thinks this means she's worth keeping around, however, is another story. Happy endings are not required (or even encouraged) in any case.

Regarding Jim's characterization, I like my Jim the way I like my chocolate: dark, smooth, and just a little bit nutty. Don't go over the top and for the love of all things sacred in fandom, do not make him shriek every other sentence or speak with tildes or be a rabid Glee fanboy. Think reptilian, oily, manipulative, and all of it coated with a faint veneer of charm. Our Jim is a smooth criminal, a sinner and a saint rolled into one. Show me THAT side of Jim!

Finally, I've tried to be specific for the sake of whoever I'm paired with, but I'm honestly pretty flexible, and while what I've listed here is pretty focused on sex, I'm very fond of plot and I won't object if the naughty bits take a backseat to the story at large. Similarly, if you have a different idea that you think I'd like based on what I've thrown out there, go for it! My main request is DIRTY BAD WRONG DELICIOUS, in whatever form you choose. :)

Special requests: Give me something weird, something I've never written!