holmestice | For real this time

Name: Numbers
Contact email: numberthescars@inbox.com

I will create: art
In the following parts of fandom: ACD Canon, BBC series, Granada
For the following pairings: Any except: Watson/Moriarty, Holmes/Moriarty and Holmes/Mycroft. Threesomes and moresomes are also fine.
I like working with the following categories: Anything. Really.
I am willing to create for the following kinks: Wing!fic (er...art?), mild BDSM, double penetration, first times, virgin sex, spanking, rimming, sex toys, voyeurism/public sex, mpreg/Omegaverse, pretty much anything else you can think of.

I want to receive: fic
In at least one of the following parts of fandom: ACD Canon, BBC series, Granada
For at least one of the following pairings: Slash: Holmes/Watson, Watson/Mycroft, Watson/Lestrade, Mycroft/Lestrade, or any combination of the above as a threesome. Femmeslash (BBC only): Irene/Molly or Sarah/Molly. Het: Holmes/Fem!Watson, Fem!Mycroft/Lestrade or Fem!Mycroft/Watson.
I like stuff in the following categories: Crossovers, AUs, humor, romance, casefic, crack, genderswap, "missing scenes", magical realism/fantasy.
I wouldn’t mind any of the following kinks: Virgin sex, double penetration, sleepy sex, retirement sex, rough sex, voyeurism/public sex.

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:
In terms of kinks, I would prefer not to work with or receive any prompts/fics featuring watersports/scat, bloodplay, non-con or any sex involving food. And please no cancer (a triggery topic for me) or major character death, though non-sexual torture/injury/non-cancer-related illness is fine. I am also angst-allergic, so happy endings only please. If there's some drama in the middle to further the plot, no problem, but the happy ending is key. :)

I love crack and comedy stories, especially if they have a bit of plot to them and fit into canon. An optional prompt in this vein:
1. BBC Sherlock taking his driving test. He must have at some point to be able to drive in Hounds, right?

Crossovers and AUs are also fantastic. A few similarly optional ideas:
2. Death Note crossover. It's boring in the Shinigami Realm, so shinigami!Holmes decides to drop his Death Note to be picked up by...
3. John is blind!BBC Sherlock's running guide. After an accident/illness, Mycroft encourages Sherlock to take up distance running. John, a volunteer runner's guide, helps him put his life back together (P.S. If you take this prompt, there are a number of organizations, such as Achilles International, which might be helpful for research).
4. A crossover with ACD (or Granada) and BBC verses. I think there will never be enough of those.

Finally, "missing scenes" fic always make my day, and I've been searching high and low for a good casefic explaining how Holmes met Mrs. Hudson (BBC verse in particular, but if you can come up with something ACD verse, that would be awesome too!).

Again, these are completely optional prompts, so feel feel to take them in any direction you like or ignore them entirely. The only deal breakers for me are listed above.

Special requests: I work much better from detailed prompts or fic. An ideal match would be someone who wants his or her existing stories illustrated.
Woops, forgot to add: not sure if this is the right place to mention it, but I'm happy to work as a pinch-hitter if needed in the future.