It could happen....

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Name: Unovis /unovis_lj
Contact email: unovis at gmail
I will create: fic
In the following parts of fandom: BBC; but capriciously might take a stab at Great Mouse Detective or The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes
For the following pairings: Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Lestrade, Sherlock/Victor Trevor for BBC; no pairings for the movies
I like working with the following categories: Slash, slashy gen; humor, character studies, absurdity; G through explicit sex
I am absolute crap at long fic, plotty fic, casefic, or angst for the sake of angst
I am willing to create for the following kinks: Straight razor/shaving; clothing; writing on the body; service (not D/s); food

I want to receive: fic; remix would be fine
In at least one of the following parts of fandom: BBC, Great Mouse Detective, Private Life of Sherlock Holmes
For at least one of the following pairings: Sherlock/John, Sherlock/Lestrade, Sherlock/Victor Trevor, or Gen. Favorites for Gen, but not required, would be Molly, Mrs Hudson (any), Mycroft (any), or Mummy Holmes
I like stuff in the following categories: Slash or Gen; non-explicit het that isn't the main focus; any level of sexual content from none through explicit; humor or the ridiculous; character studies; experiments in style or voice and sometimes crack
I wouldn’t mind any of the following kinks: None, I think.

Please include further details about what you’d like to receive:
Short is just fine for me. Plot, no plot, I don't care. Want to remix one of my stories? Have at it. I like experimentation with writing, POV, style, genres. I have happily sucked up more fluff in Sherlock than I ever thought possible, so erm. Road trip? Strangers in a strange land? Vacation from Hell? Deducin' fool?

I really don't care for AU, BDSM, any D/s, anything supernatural, asexuality, angst, grieving John hiatus fic, gender swap, major characters in old age or dying, or incompetent or weak Lestrade. I love clothing, but I'm picky about what well dressed men really wear. 
 -- but don't stress over all this. I figure if I don't like it, someone else is bound to.

Special requests: None, really.