I was going to guess Iwantthatcoat for my genius triptych gift, then they didn't appear in the contributor list. So based on Graycardinal's 2/1 I was going to guess them, then Coat hit me with the "new username" idea and now I am confused.

Whoever wrote it, it's awesome and everyone should read and enjoy.

My contribution seems super obvious to me but not sure I'm well enough known to be obvious to anyone else.