Very quickly, as work beckons...

I can't let the round pass without filing a guess as to the creator of my gift work, this one via instinct rather than spreadsheet.

Is it acorn_squash, who's written this 'verse before? No, they left a comment. Likewise disqualified is iwantthatcoat, resident chameleon.

Is it mundungus42? Doubtful, as I have an idea that their tale was turned in earlier.

No; this is pure guesswork, but I think this tale may be the work of gardnerhill.

Back tonight!